We Tried the 2018 Goop Detox and Couldn’t Stop Fantasizing About Cheetos
What Is It: Goop’s annual detox: 2018 editionWho Tried It: Maggie Malach, People Associate Editor, Digital PlatformsLevel of Difficulty: 9/10 (my body might be detoxed, but my wallet is not)Never have I ever tried a diet.
I’m realistic about my self-control when it comes to food (it’s low) and the idea of giving up bread, even for so much as one day, is nightmare-inducing.
When I tried Whole30 two years ago, I lasted nine hours.
(I was asleep for eight of them.) So, no, it doesn’t make sense that that I would try Goop’s