Riverdale Plays Football, Uncovers Evil Football Scheme
Welcome back, friends, to the most deranged show on TV. In a shocking turn of events, tonight's Riverdale was about things that are actually high school-related.
Sure, Veronica's still making and selling rum (that admittedly sounds kind of delicious), but other kids are playing football, fighting for control of the cheerleading squad, and writing articles for the school newspaper. Yes, of course there's an evil plot on the Stonewall Prep football team to play as violently as possible, and yes of course the cheery football article Betty was supposed to write turned into an unpublishable expose, and of course all of this required...